My birthday was this weekend and it was a goodie. Above, you can see the b-day swag I got from Wei. 115 HK laser discs! I think she's a keeper?! Last week I came across an Ebay auction for these laser discs and easily persuaded Wei to buy these as my b-day gift. The seller lived only 45 minutes or so away, in Queens. So, instead of paying an extra 60 bucks for shipping, we arranged for me to go to his apartment and pick the discs up. I felt a bit uneasy about meeting the seller in person. Through a few email contacts back and forth, it was clear that he wasn't a collector and was just some lucky shlub to have come across these discs and wanted to parlay them into a quick buck. He obviously didn't know what he had as I've seen some of these discs selling on Ebay for mucho dinero. But, who knows how much they are worth? And I don't really care about their monetary worth. They are more valuable to me as a HK cinema lover and shithouse collector.
LITTLE COP, BRAVEFUL POLICE
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So, Wei and I were heading into Flushing for a b-day dinner at a great Taiwanese restaurant called Red Chopsticks, when we made a detour to go pick up my b-day gift. Driving to this fellas house I had flashing visions of
SILENCE OF THE LAMBS and Buffalo Bill. My mind worked out a scenario where I would knock on the sellers door, he would answer with a candelabra to my noggin', drag my lifeless slab down into his basement, shove me into a deep trench, change into female underthings, apply lipstick, stick his shmeckle between his legs, turn up the
Q Lazarus on his hi-fi, stare at himself in a mirror exclaiming, "I'd fuck me!", lower a basket of lotion down to me, request that I apply it liberally all over my man boobs while saying, "It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again", and then holler bloody murder, "Put the fucking lotion in the basket!" After I snapped out of my personal horror with a shudder, we pulled up to the gentleman's home. I asked Wei to keep the car running and have 911 typed into her phone, ready to send.
LOVE TO KILL, DOUG'S CHOICE
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I rang the doorbell, stepped back, palms sweaty and ass clenched a tad too tight from fear. He answered the door and was every damn bit of the 'Buffalo Bill' that I had envisioned. Tall, round body, long scraggly gray hair, baked bean looking teeth that were widely spaced out, long and curiously neat manicured yellowish fingernails, nose hairs like unkempt pubics running amok, and a lonely mans smell. The smell of Vaseline. I almost shit myself. He said hello through the screen door, turned, and waved me in. I paused, looked back at Wei for a sec, and then reluctantly entered his home. The box of laser discs were in his foyer and he lifted a few out to show me the quality. He said he had a few more upstairs that he would give me for free. I prayed he wouldn't ask me further into his home, "Please don't invite me upstairs! Please don't invite me upstairs! Please don't invite me upstairs!" And he didn't. He went to get the other discs and I took my box of goodies back into the god lovin' fresh air and sunlight. Back to Wei. Avoiding a dark trenched and lotioned man boob fate. He came back with the other discs, bent my ear for a few minutes about immaterial matters, and asked, "If I get more Chinese laser discs would you buy them? A dollar a piece?" I said I definitely would. Shook his hand with a "Thank you," and returned to Wei's car where my ass declenched and I exhaled with a sigh of relief.
GHOST'S LOVE, THE DARE DEVILS-
Now it was on to Flushing and my b-day dinner. Did a little more HK movie shopping and took a gamble on a mainland copy of the new Shu Qi/ Aaron Kwok big budget craptioner, CITY UNDER SIEGE, for $8. Headed over to Red Chopsticks and devoured some porkchop on rice, jellyfish, oyster pancake, and stinky tofu. My post traumatizing Ebay laser disc experience dinner is pictured below. As for the CITY UNDER SIEGE disc, when I got home later that night I popped the disc in to check the quality. Wonderful quality but, alas, no English subtitles. Sometimes Chinatown is a gamble. This time I took the gamble and lost. Damn you C-town. Damn you straight to heck! A few of the laser discs that were part of my b-day swag are pictured above.
Red Chopsticks. Flushing, Queens, NY-
B-day backyard Korean BBQ-
Later in the weekend we finished celebrating my b-day with a backyard Korean BBQ that the future in laws and family threw for me. The food was delicious and the conversations throughout the yard were loud, funny, and interspersed with the sounds of English, Mandarin, and Mandarish. As the sun fell, the beautiful September air became more crisp. Layers of clothing were added and a lot of warm Green Tea was downed. Green Tea being Wei's fathers specialty. As the darkness progressed and the party crowd became thin, in the nighttime sky to the west, was a beam of light. The 9/11 tribute lights that pushed through the darkness and reached wondrous heights could be seen from Wei's backyard. It was once a melancholy day, celebrating my b-day on the same day as an international tragedy. Without minimizing the days place, reflection on that horrific day will always linger, but my birthdays are now a more joyous occasion being surrounded by a warm family and new friends who genuinely care about me. The inclusion of Hong Kong films helps as well, of course.
I decided to revisit my first uninspiring blog post by posting a few of the less full on bushy bushy black short and curly hairdo pics of the adorable Loletta Lee Lai-chun, from her erotic photo album, Reminiscence. The pictorial is actually quite well done and tasteful. It's playful and rather softcore erotic than hardcore. Though the album is played lightly, the images are not quite soft focus or vaseline lensed and the joyful and tender Loletta blazes brightly through the pages. Loletta is pixie-like and a beautiful subject, in or out of clothes. I am an admirer of Loletta's acting career and have followed her film work, both mainstream and CAT III offerings. Starting out in lightweight features alongside shiny stars like Andy Lau Tak-wah and Leslie Cheung Kwok-wing, Loletta also worked for top flight directors like Tsui Hark and Michael Mak Dong-kit. During the CAT III eruption of the early 90's, Loletta switched gears a touch and added her nubile charms to a handful of fine nudie pics like CRAZY LOVE, GIRLS UNBUTTON, and SEX & ZEN II. A risky move, going from mainstream to skin flick, and a possible career killer. Loletta endured and came out on top....if you will. Careening back into mainstream films with some success, her return to popular film, I believe, marred by the industry being in the doldrums in the latter part of the 90's. Still, Loletta has made a decent comeback in smaller films for more name directors like Ann Hui On-wah, Herman Yau Lai-to, and recent HK flavor of the month filmmaker Derek Kwok Chi-kin. These scans have been altered a bit. I have upped the dpi (I just found out what the heck 'dpi' is and now I think i'm cool because I have learned some cool lingo) to fit a project a friend is working on. A friend who contacted me through my blog. Because i'm cool. I have also sent him other scans of a CAT III nature that I hope fit his projects needs. When I get word on the projects release, I will post links, for sure. And I just want to say the word 'project' again. Project.
Here's a link to my second blog post. A short write up of Loletta Lee Lai-chun's GIRLS UNBUTTON, including a pic of the poster.
